themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

lovely-little-michael:

supernaturalwanderlust:

what

Was this man Spencer Shay?

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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bagmilk:

seeing one of your friends in a classroom

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suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

k-lionheart:

dead-men-talking:

spaceandstuffidk:

lightthiscandle:

jump-suit:

asonlynasacan:

ultrafacts:

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I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical

It is, and I am so happy.

So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that

the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.

Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.

This post just keeps getting better and better.

Holy crap this is awesome.

my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.

It comes with 2 subwoofers 

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you