neptits:

alphatier:

OKAY, DO YOU SEE THIS AMAZING GIRL RIGHT HERE?

THIS IS HOLLY/LEEP/MAMA LEEP/MOM/ TUMBLR USER neptits

AND IT IS HER BIRTHDAY SO YOU HSOULD GO WISH THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL A HAPPY BRITHDAY CAUSE SHES THE BEST MAMA AROUND AND SHE DESERVES IT

LOVE YOU, LEEP

oH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT I H8 U

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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everythingsanobject:

Blue Stars at Ocean Springs, MS

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

maggiefreak:

isthisalright:

stranqers:

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

this fucking works ok

REBLOGGING!!!!!!

Someone cute please kiss me. *fingers crossed*